An important earth-shaking event is about to occur. Be ready for September 19th, for once again it is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Be part of the pirate revolution.
Don't be a weak willed lily livered land lubber! Open your mind to the pirate experience, say "Aye" and "Arrr" a few times and soon you will find that your inner pirate will be released.
Follow the simple instructions given here: How to Talk Like A Pirate, practice several hours a day, and by September the 19th you will be indistinguishable from any of the other pirates who show their true mettle on that great day!
